Strange P.E. Notes

I get a lot of P.E. notes from parents saying why their son or daughter should not participate in P.E. I put them in a file folder and save them. Since the school year is almost over, I thought I would share a few of the more interesting notes. Hope you like them as much as I did.

1. Mr. Marks-"My soon can't run and maker exercises because her fingernail is soreness."
2. " Melanie can't play P.E. at all exceped vally ball untel docter sees her."
3. "Mr Marks-Can Erin walk around the pool in the water? She has a whole in her right eardrum,that canot get watr in it, Erin also not at the good of a swimer."
4. " Cold you please x-cuse shamim from swimind? "
5. "My son is can not go under the water he have ear pro blem so he can stay in water. If u hav any qustion, call me at ___ ______".(I thought I better not call him)
6. "My daughter Melissa can't attend swimming-she is on her month."
7. " For Whom may conern-I want to thank you for your efforts to helping son in the school. Because of his problems in the English Language. I want to let you know that my son told me that he doesn't like some things like swiming and wearing a short in Jem so pleace don't call on him to do that and thank you for your understanding."
8. "Armando to puede nacer PE porque tiene dolor de garganta. I mucha tos I gripa"? (OK-I guess so).

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